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Muffshroom

I haven’t had any surgery yet so I’ve still got my muffshroom!
by Maidcie September 3, 2019
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Hitler Muffstache

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.
I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.
by Jay5273 March 13, 2011
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Muffs

A.)A group of tightly close friends in a clique that everyone can be around ;).

B.)A group of friends consisiting of 5 females that are considered "badass"
"Muffs are the shit."
by Suvenah May 14, 2009
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beer muffs

When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)
Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!

Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008
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muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.
Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache
by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006
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muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.
Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."
by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010
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