Moon Dice 

The shadow on the ground left by the shape of a man's testicles below his anus

man: 'Hey honey! Look at my Moon Dice"

Women: "John, the kids are watching"

Moon Dice by Gondor September 2, 2012

Moon Templed

(verb) Referring to visiting the Moon Temple Bar in Wallingford, Seattle. To have been Moon Templed is to wake up the following morning having eaten and drank more than you thought physically possible, but you've only spent about $17.

Last night, my friends and I got totally Moon Templed! I'm feeling super rough today.

Moon Templed by SeattleLibrarians October 6, 2012

Moon snuckle

When taking a shit, and a turd is dropped into the water, and the water proceeds to splash up and onto the person's ass or ass hole

Dude1: god damnit!
Dude2: what's wrong?
Dude1: I was just pinching a loaf and I got moon snuckled again! My ass is still wet!

Moon snuckle by The moon snuckle September 21, 2013

moon stiffing 

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

moon stiffing by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Moon creator blast off 

It is the act of when an individual bends over and rips their buttcheeks off whilst you vigorously shat in another persons face

“Yea did you see John, he pulled the fatest moon creator blast off in mikes face”

Moon creator blast off by Dumbuldore III January 30, 2019

Moon High 

When you get high from the moon at 3-5am.
"You're the Mr. Burns to my Sir Frank Williams"
(They represent the moon)

Sorry I said that, I got high off the moon and was moon high tehe.

Moon High by William Burns December 16, 2020

Moon Money 

A rare form of currency only found on the moon's surface. While it is nearly impossible to be obtained, some people require payment via moon money. Moon money is counted in such a way that humans have not yet figured out the rate of exchange between normal currency and moon money, for the system in which it is calculated is near incomprehensible. It is also used in Pokemon.

I'm sorry, we cannot let you in to the pasta dinner. Here we require moon money.....

yes... negative 5 moon money!

Moon Money by lynchlander November 1, 2009