moses

mees smit has a big weener

"oooh Moses your weener is so inmense"

by bigboimoses January 13, 2021

mouses

noun(p)-plural form of computer mouse. uses new grammer rules for a new word.

My mouse broke. Do you have any extra mouses I could borrow?

by Tash October 3, 2003

Des Moines

On the North and East side of town you have gangsters, bums, homeless etc. it's just a straight out dangerous place to live. When your walking the streets of the North or East-side you get paranoid that someone might shoot you, or that there might be a bum asking for money. Meanwhile on the West-Side (not to be confused with West Des Moines)it has some of the richest white people of the city but also most of the black population reside here. On the South-Side you have mostly white rich people and the majority of the population is of Italian descent. You can easily find a pizza parlor around every corner.

Des Moines East Sider: Waddup I'm from the east-side.
Des Moines South Sider: Oh SH!@#$T! (Runs Away)

Des Moines North Sider: YO! YO! YO! I'm from the north-side.
Des Moines West Sider: (Screams and gets his hi-tech cell phone out and calls the police)

by Joeseras June 5, 2007

Moses Effect

The Moses Effect can refer to a multitude of things. The main is to describe the effect a police car has on traffic on the motorways. For example, when a police car enters the motorway, the cars in front of the police part out of the police cars lane, and slow down to the point where they actually go behind the police car. This leaves a 3 lane wide open stretch of road in front of the police car. This is the parting of the sea of cars leaving open empty road, thus the moses effect. Known to cause heavy backups and traffic. Another form of the Moses effect can refer to the parting of people in the way of a person people fear, admire, or have extreme respect for. This time just, leaving an open stretch of walkway with hundreds of people lining eiether side. The Moses Effect is not imited to only these two uses.

As the Police Trooper merged on to the motorway, the Moses Effect took place, the cars all instantly slowed down and merged to the sides of the road. The Trooper took this to his advantage and enjoyed the endless span of road free of other cars.

by thestig March 18, 2007

Moses Fuck

Having sex with a girl when she's on her period.

Hey man did you hear? I pulled a Moses fuck on Amber last night.

by Snowman615 August 4, 2007

moses

(verb) The act of walking directly at one or more people with the intention of forcing them to diverge from their path so you can continue with yours. An allusion to the biblical tale of moses seperating the Red Sea.

While walking the hallways, we mosesed the oncoming hoards of people as to not be slowed down.

It is important to make sure you let your opponent know that you have no intention of letting them pass while you moses through the crowd.

by rileyswank May 5, 2009

totta mooses

finnish positive answer to question. almost same as "sure" or mos def

-lähdetäänkö illalla ryyppäämään?
-totta mooses!
-let's go boozing tonight?
-sure!

by matti March 9, 2005