Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe

Gabe does

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe?
Gabe has a 8 inch peen
Mikey has a 1 centimeter Peter

by YYEESS October 8, 2020

Micheal

Talented,poetic,amazing ideas.He is a vary loving hearted person,always going out of his way for everyone in need.Also stong willed and goal oriented.Never gives up on any task he sets.Always puts in 100%.And the best lover a women could ever have.

Micheal,Mike,Mikey

by Micheals love February 3, 2010

mochen

Seeming simple but truely complex

This 1500 piece puzzle is mochen.

by Amie McFarlane May 2, 2006

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003