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midwest

a place were basically the average middle class Americans live, who work hard for their money. Not rich snobs in New England or the West Coast and not lazy welfare bums from the South. I'm from Western Pennsylvania which I consider to be part of the Midwest (only thing missing is plains). Not eastern Pennsylvania with all the snobs in Philadelphia.
I'm not from the Midwest but I love it. Why can't western Pennsylvania be part of the Midwest?
by SDSDSDASD September 30, 2005
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Minester

A living organism that is under the rule of oneself and filled with extreme cuteness.

A word to be used when someone or something has such extreme cuteness that it cannot be described with any other word.
He's such a Clovie-Minester!
by Viletbod December 15, 2010
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midst

prepostiton: the condition of being among or amid something. Derived from the word mist and can often be used synonymously...
I wet to the toilet in the midst of Anna's shower.
by Jonoboi July 16, 2006
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Midwestastic

A person who is unabashedly Midwestern (not limited to a geographical area) lacking knowledge of or an appreciation for culture and instead embracing the non-culture and conformity of big box store consumerism, having highlighted hair with roots that desperately need fixing, and adopting a Bath and Body Works scent as her 'signature' scent.

Root words: Midwestern and fantastic...as in, fantastically tacky!
Perpetrators are commonly found in rural areas of Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and northern Kentucky.
You might be Midwestastic if...
...you have worn a tiara over the age of 5 and you are NOT a real princess.
...Olive Garden is fine Italian cuisine.
...your hair looks like Kate Gosselin's old hairstyle.
...you wore baby's breath in your hair to a school dance.
...your family eats cheesy hashbrown casserole at family dinners.
...you collect Longaberger baskets, Vera Bradley purses, Boyd's Bears, or really...if you collect anything.
...you or someone you know got Glamour shots taken at the mall.
...your iPod is a hodgepodge of country songs and rappers. wtf?
...everyone in town knows the local high school's football team's record...for the last three years.
and the list goes on and on...
by Katie from IL January 7, 2011
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Modesto Mouthpeice

To lay a girl on her back, straddle her face then pushing not one, but both balls into her mouth. This move is considered complete when the man rod is resting on her forehead, between her eyes, in the 12 o'clock position.
"Did you get any last night from Sally?"

"Nah but i gave her a Modesto Mouthpeice when she would shut the fuck up"
by vrocket December 9, 2008
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midwestican

People originally from or currently living in the American Midwest.
My friend Mike is a midwestican, he used to live in Indiana.
by Joe Real December 3, 2006
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Midwest Movement

A future wave in the music industry that is gonna blow everyother record lable off the charts, especially with its founder Evan!
Hova!! Hova!! Throw yo hands up!
by Pimp Juice February 2, 2004
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