Micro-Racism

Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”

Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”

Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”

by nat12 July 27, 2018

micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

Uber Micro

Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.

Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.

by Chris, the l33t November 1, 2004

Micro-Moment

The small moment in time when everything is good

I was getting mad than i remebered micro-moments relax microments

by C_-_1LL July 8, 2017

Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018