Micro-Racism

Micro-Racism is when some somebody is kinda racist usually without realizing it. Usually happens when some privledged white person who is racially ignorant and makes some dumb comment. Like Bradley or some shit says “why can’t white people say the n-word???? Cause their white????? That’s reverse racism.”

Chet: (to black person) “heyyyyy you look like Beyoncé”

Kevin: (to brown person) “where are you from?”
Anyone: “that’s kinda racist..... like micro-racism”

by nat12 July 27, 2018

micro-shaft

A person who has an abnormaly small penis or "shaft".

crikey mate! you've got a micro-shaft.

Sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

by luke riordan, nick brewin April 23, 2006

Uber Micro

Not just the ability to be pro with a mouse and keyboard, but to be so uber with them that you can play at least four games at once and pwn.

Chris's micro is so uber he pwned me at ten games at once.

by Chris, the l33t November 1, 2004

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

micro craves

The strong sexual desire for a small dick or vi-jj.

I really have those MICRO CRAVES right now

by jdash-youready September 25, 2014

Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021