A badass Latina bisexual rockstar that can make your girlfriends and boyfriends swoon. AND IS MOST DEFINITELY A TOP
by yourmomgay November 14, 2018
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Name derived from Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight, namely its "vampires" which really aren't vampires at all but strong people that drink blood and sparkle.
Name derived from Stephanie Meyer's book Twilight, namely its "vampires" which really aren't vampires at all but strong people that drink blood and sparkle.
"Did you read that horror book I lent you?"
"Yeah, but it sucked. They're all meyerpires. You want a real vampire, check out Joss Whedon."
"Dude, that girl assaulted me last night. Said she wanted to drink my blood! Thank God the cops pulled up."
"Yeah, she's a real meyerpire."
"Yeah, but it sucked. They're all meyerpires. You want a real vampire, check out Joss Whedon."
"Dude, that girl assaulted me last night. Said she wanted to drink my blood! Thank God the cops pulled up."
"Yeah, she's a real meyerpire."
by kaitaan July 9, 2009
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A slang name for the pseudo-vampire creatures found in the "Twilight" book series. It's pretty clear that they aren't vampires as they betray 90% of the features associated with vampire myths.
Twilight Fan: "Edward Cullen is the cutest, most loving, caring, deeply involved vampire in existence"
Average Person: "Ugh, you still read that poorly written gibberish. Stephenie Meyer can take her Meyerpires and !@#$ off"
Average Person: "Ugh, you still read that poorly written gibberish. Stephenie Meyer can take her Meyerpires and !@#$ off"
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Get the Emmett Meyers mug.It's no secret that musician John Mayer knows his way around a metaphor (or two), so what better way to acknowledge his never-ending rhetorical wizardry than to put his metaphors in a class of their own?
"There goes that John Mayer guy again, blathering on with his mayerphors again! Why can't he ever just answer a question straight-up like the rest of us?!"
Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.
Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.
by somemayerovertherainbow July 9, 2020
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This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
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Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."
Seriously, the man's dedication to studying rudiments and technique is incredible. He is the grooviest motherfucker and plays with seemingly endless stamina and musical creativity. Can be credited as the genesis of breakbeat/programmed drum beats played on acoustic sets. Often called "reverse engineering."
by Patrick Bateman (#)($) July 19, 2011
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