Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

The Oscar Meyer

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too

Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun

by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023

Ethan meyer

Fucks a ton of bitches and gets to 4th base every time.

Wow, Ethan Meyer is so cool, he must fuck loads of women.

by Trevmart06 May 1, 2023

Micah Meyer

A man who knows that Noah is the best

Dude 1: "Is that Micah Meyer?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's quiet but cool. He is not as cool as Noah though."

by theno45 July 28, 2023

Scarlet Meyer

Introduced in the second Forgotten Past book Her Secret Powers. She is best friends with Penelope Houston and is one of the smartest and attractive students at Greenspan and later becomes friends with Calista.

"Scarlet Meyer is one of the smartest and probably one of the hottest girls in the school!"

by Forgotten Past Studios April 23, 2022

Dirty Meyer

A dirty meyer is when a guy butt fucks a male horse and a woman is sucking off the horse. Then the horse kicks the female participant in the ribs.

Woman: Ow! Man my ribs hurt so bad

Guy: Why’s that?

Woman: Me and Jeff had a Dirty Meyer last night

by gibbytime77 May 12, 2022

The big meyer

its the defenition of a person who thinks he is huge and have big muscles, but he is just fat and weak. its about drive its about power

Omg he is such a the big meyer, he is so weak and is very fat.

by Tisemajn December 14, 2021