Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
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a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Get the mason-job mug.The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.
Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.
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Get the gargle mayonnaise mug.A state of being that is somewhat related to being hungover but with fewer specific symptoms other than a feeling of general "icky-pooness." To the extent that there are known symptoms, they may include indecisiveness, lethargy and mild dizziness. Basically, when you wake up feeling drunk but probably don't have a high BAC, don't need to throw up but do REQUIRE food (specifically bacon), you can be said to be feeling mayonnaisey. Mayonnaiseyness is usually gotten rid of by eating greasy foods, minor day drinking and just waiting it out.
var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).
var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).
Girl #1: "Hey girl, fun time last night! Wanna meet up and grab some breakfast?"
Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."
var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."
Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."
var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."
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