by Ajith February 21, 2017
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Get the caden mathews mug.Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 1, 2022
Get the Mathew mug.A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019
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by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
Get the Mathew pearson mug.A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013
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Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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