Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...

"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Bailey Mathew

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.

I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.

by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Anaiah Mahani Mathews

The wife of Ethan LaFrance

Anaiah Mahani Mathews is married to Ethan LaFrance

by EthanKLaFrance December 8, 2020

Mathew Robinson

Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.

“Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson”

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”

by GKXD April 16, 2022

jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.

Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST

by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022

Mathew

A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.

Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...

by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019