Marion, Illinois

Home to the MHS Wildcats and the SI Miners, this overly-pretentious small town has been dubbed the "Hub of the Universe" by its aged mayor of 51 years. Sadly, this town has very little to offer in the form of entertainment, usually causing the youth to resort to drinking, drugs, or street racing. The best parts of the town include the Carnegie Library, Joe's Records, and the occasional weekend night spent at Marion Lake (ask a local about it's location).

Guy #1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Marion, Illinois this weekend?!?"
Guy #2: "Hell no! Why would we do that unless we're getting wasted or street racing?!?"
Guy #1: "Oh yeah, I totally forgot"

by nicktherushnut January 28, 2014

penis marking

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

by Mike Will November 18, 2003

Marion

A name more often given to a girl... Unfortunately it is also given to a boy more than it should be... Although there are a few famous men who've been given this name.

Marion Jones - American athlete

Marion Robert Morrison (better known as John Wayne) - American actor

Marion Michael Rounds - former governor of South Dakota

Marion Motley - Hall of Fame American Football Player

Francis Marion - "The Swamp Fox" guerilla warfare general of the American Revolution

Shawn Marion - American Basketball Player

Jean-Luc Marion - French Philosopher

"Haha! Marion is a girl's name!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Without Francis Marion's brilliant guerilla warfare tactics during the American Revolution, we might all have been BRITISH!"

"..."

by DaRealMan February 21, 2009

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

MARKONEYTOR

The best YouTuber in the world and world's best Transformice parkour player

I want to be like Markoneytor

by Rotyem April 19, 2021

Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers

Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.

by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011