markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.

we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus

by fredicus and natalieus...look us up April 24, 2005

Markian

A person that is generally obese. Markian's usually love the not so popular sports such as bowling, or wrestling. He loves football, and eating out his girlfriend. His name can sometimes be used in a sentence referring to someone that is a fat loser, even though Markian himself is not one.

"I ate so much I feel like Markian."
Or
"Damn man, dont be like Markian"

by Hawrylyshyn June 12, 2018

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend

''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''

by MarcusHammond October 14, 2009

marxion

marxion = marxist martians. its a portmantue reflecting the red scare and the green scare, and how they were both the same and distinct.

marxions in the window: that which we either don't understand or agree with we destroy

by brudswick March 20, 2011

Marion Bowl

A bowling alley that is located on 7th AVE in Marion that is run by two people that treat employees like crap. Owners are real bad about setting and sticking to schedules with employees

Man, I heard that the Marion Bowl owners fired another employee.

by tellmeaboutit March 22, 2011

MarVionn

A man who is loyal, Funny, loving but is really from them trenches so don’t cross him.

Don’t everyone love marvionn

by TheBiggestSlatt January 29, 2019