The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.
Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
by Bruh2012 March 11, 2020
Get the Marcosmug. A cool dude, really mean to teachers, get really bad grades, does dares even if nobody tells him too
by Barragan March 26, 2017
Get the Marcosmug. (n) - An asshole that usually thinks they are the greatest person ever created. One who talks way to much and uses talking as their only defense mechanism.
by CDEFM May 11, 2011
Get the Marcomug. The moat homosexual name in the human language. Any Marco is definitely a homosexual and cannot deny the fact that they’re a homosexual. They crave men’s genitalia 24/7 and get a throbbing erection at the mere sight of any man.
by Xx3ur7p May 19, 2019
Get the Marcomug. by pinkcake June 10, 2011
Get the Marcomug. by leet_haxxor_67 April 6, 2009
Get the Marcomug. Marco is an Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god Mars.
A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.
Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.
However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.
Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.
However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.
Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?
Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?
Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
by SmolPPlover April 7, 2020
Get the Marcomug.