Manaphin

Manaphin is the hybrid language 'spoken' by both the dolphin and the manatee.

Kumar wanted to befriend the manatee we had living in our indoor pool, so he learned Manaphin by using the Rosetta Stone software.

by James Kiernan August 23, 2008

Manchester United Fan

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.

Hes Stupid He's a Manchester United Fan

by VK1894 November 11, 2020

Manchester United

The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.

Q: Who's won it ten times?

A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United

by Beks99 May 22, 2008

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by top_red_2008 July 25, 2020

manchester united

A group of mugs who claim to play football. Their stadium, Old Trafford is a giant HQ of the Inbreeding Society of England. But you have to hand it to them. They have the best refs in England (Mike Riley)

"I support Man United!"
"Oh i didn't know you were an inbred"

by hgc March 14, 2005

Manchester United

A really bad team going into steep decline following the David Moyes and Van Gaal

Aaron: Manchester United is sheeat
Bill: Agreed

by gcjdavid January 2, 2015

Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing

Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8

by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019