mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.

I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.

by Corey Fackall August 18, 2011

Cold Mango

A situation in which a female partner encroaches a single or set of testicles in very cold temperatures. It is often compared to a cold mango seed.

She burst into a smile when I offered my cold mango.

by Eskayp January 13, 2009

Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 07, 2015

Mango Mouse

A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.

My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.

by Pineapple Upside-down Cake April 19, 2023

hot mango

A mango warm to the touch

Dan touched the hot mango and thought it had been heated up

by Betterthandanpearlstein March 08, 2017

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 14, 2020

Mitch Mango

The one who's better than Harry Styles, his guitarist

My dad bought me tickets for the Harry Styles concert! can't wait to see Mitch Mango

by glossgaga January 11, 2021