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Emmerich Maneuver

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
by Pollyester December 31, 2008
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nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.
Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.
by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017
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heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.
"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver
by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017
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dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.
Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.
by daboyyy July 22, 2011
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Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.
Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.
by Grimacci June 1, 2013
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fineman maneuver

The art of placing any tall item (eg. milk carton, wine bottle) horizontal in a bag as to equalize the weight across the whole bag.
Person 1:Dam'n that bag boy is a pro, look how he used the fineman maneuver in my bag so it wouldent make it feel so heavy.
Person 2: Dang that is tight.
by Sami B. August 3, 2007
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The Jefferson Maneuver

During Chess, spectators will tell a certain player that the other player is using the "Jefferson Maneuver". In reality, the other player isn't actually planning anything and it simply diverts the target player.
"Oh shit, he's pulling the Jefferson Maneuver"
"The what?"
by A Random Moped November 25, 2013
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