heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

Emmerich Maneuver

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'

<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."

by Pollyester December 31, 2008

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 22, 2011

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

The Pauly Maneuver

A workplace incident where an employee shits themselves while at their desk, leading their coworkers to believe there is a natural gas leak on the premises. Often times the supervisor will attempt to determine the source and/or contact the fire department to investigate.

"Bro, I don't feel good."
"You better head to the bathroom before you pull The Pauly Maneuver."

by Rip Wheeler January 7, 2022

The Lewinsky Maneuver

The Lewinsky maneuver is when a male is peeing standing upright. The urge to shit strikes him so part was through his piss he pauses the flow; completes a 180° rotation to sitting so he can shit. It takes mind and body control. If it is not preformed perfectly piss can end up everywhere. People who have preformed Th Lewinsky Maneuver are regarded as legends and above the average human being.

Friend 1: I was trying to pull off The Lewinsky Maneuver but I messed up, pissed everywhere.
Friend 2: you fucking idiot

by PAUL CA$H October 14, 2021