Malebait

An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.

Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.

Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!

by Black Smoke Monster May 22, 2009

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

by qk7x October 7, 2023

Maeve

A girl who is really kind, caring and warm-hearted, she’s loving and innocent, she has the best sense of humour and can make anyone laugh anytime. Also she’s vewwy pwetty uwu

Wow, that girl was such a nice person, what’s her name?

Oh idk, but she’s probably a Maeve

by DigDlackDigger October 30, 2018

smegma male

A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”

by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021

male tears

Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.

Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!

by MxR August 19, 2014

Malea

Malea is a very sweet, caring, and beautiful girl. She is always going out with friends! Also speaking of friends, she has many because of her beauty and kindness. She is one of those girls who enjoy shopping and hanging out with friends! Malea is a girl who will blush until she turns red when she sees her crush. She is a great girl to hang around and also a great girlfriend. If you ever get her, you won’t have to be worrying about not having any presents on the holidays, you will always get one from her! If she has a crush on you, she will let you know about it. She spreads her feelings to only her good friends. When you first meet her she is gonna be a bit bashful around you, but when you get to be her friend she will hang with you all the time!! She loves coffee! She is a girl boys would love to have as a girlfriend. So if you meet a girl named Malea, say hi and hang with her!! She is AMAZING!!! ❤️

Boy: Have you met that Malea girl!?
Boy’s friend: no, but I really want to she looks golden!!

by May_bae07 February 9, 2019

Maiven

Maiven is the name of a beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make sure all of her friends are happy and feeling good about themselves, regardless of what’s happening in her own life and how hurt she may be. You will be blessed to have a Maiven in your life because she is so loyal, kind, caring and STUNNING. But beware, Maivens are a once in a lifetime. Screw up, and you’ve lost the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

“Is that Maiven?”
“Yeah, I’m so glad I have her in my life.”

by Bunnilla21:) September 5, 2021