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Malcoseptum

A person that is so incredibly dense that they are likely to not understand jokes that they told in the first place. Most likely to also be a jonglezoid.
Jay: "Sends a funny video"
Someone: Sends a funny message containing a reference to the video
Jay: "Is this guy drunk? What is he talking about?"
Everyone: "He's a malcoseptum don't worry"
by jayhater3001 August 17, 2022
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Cole Malcolm finesher

A way of attacking someone in an almost futile attempt but still trying your hardest. Usually doing some dumb shit like crossing your arms to punch.
Oh shit bro, I heard your cousin got hit with the Cole Malcolm finesher
by Big uncle jimbo 69 June 3, 2018
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Draco malfoy

He's a trend on the app tiktok and also like perfect ok? Ok
Person 1: have you seen Draco malfoy all over tiktok
Person 2 : ya hes like so perfect
by Kyrah commissaris September 26, 2020
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Autobiography of Malcolm X

Malcolm X's autobiography. Malcolm X dictated his life story to the writer Alex Haley. It was published in 1965 shortly after Malcolm's death. This is written on the back cover of the Random House publication of the book, paraphrased:

In the searing pages of this classic autobiography, originally published in 1964, Malcolm X...tells the extraordinary story of his life and the growth of the Black Muslim movement. His fascinating perspective on the lies and limitations of the American Dream, and the inherent racism in a society that denies its nonwhite citizens the opportunity to dream, gives extraordinary insight into the most URGENT issues of our own time. The Autobiography of Malcolm X stands as the definitive statement of a movement and a man whose work was never completed but whose message is timeless. It is ESSENTIAL reading for anyone who wants to understand America.
The Autobiography of Malcolm X was listed as one of Time's ten most important nonfiction books of the twentieth century...
by henryartist June 1, 2020
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maldoons

SGTS in the military who think they know it all, or are funny, but in actuality are only compensating for their own " short comings"
E-5 - E-7 mainly males are maldoons, rarely females, but some have known to be
by specialist/e-4 May 15, 2010
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Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"
(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.
by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008
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draco malfoy

draco malfoy has been a very bad boy. a death eater at 16 and now he makes the girls scream. draco malfoy you know he makes me hot boy. i want him to deflower me like lavender or pansy. draco malfoy could be my boy toy. play him like exploding snap if i could get down on his lap. i love the way he talks with his sexy british drawl i love the way he makes his little house elves crawl. i love his gray eyes and his white blonde hair.
draco malfoy is the slytherin sex god
by toulousesbitch February 8, 2019
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