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Malcolm In The Middle

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.
by The Komng December 2, 2022
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Malcolm

cool badass man who is loving and is really smart ask him anything and he will respond with a nice statement
Malcolm is smart
by n kv,dmndd December 1, 2020
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malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair
Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy
“Yes it’s a shithole
by Your local chav November 9, 2019
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Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Malcolm

The greatest fucking guy ever he is hella sexy he just makes people bust nuts all the time
by Daddy 12369 May 3, 2019
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malcolm

a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship
for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me

i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
by ailbhe January 11, 2025
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Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎
Oh hey it’s Malcolm”
by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023
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