Malachi Nix

he’s a brown eyed cutie, with a great smile and a perfect jaw line. He’s also very good in bed ;)

wow malachi nix is so hot !

by Daddymaterial December 9, 2018

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

he can be rude sometimes he can be INSANELY SUS he flipped me and my friends off once if my friend wouldn’t have stopped me I woulda gave him a swirly TRAPPED ME IN A BATHROOM AND PRETEND HE WAS GONNA FUCK ME

boy- Malachi is so WERID BRO
Boy2- FACTS

by Wylian January 9, 2022

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is stubborn , but the sweetest and most sexy guy you'll ever meet. pog. gaming.

Hey Malachi, quit being an uncle Matt

by healthyoat March 12, 2021

Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.

girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-

by UrL0ver November 26, 2022