lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020

Chunky Lube

When you fuck a girl on her period, causing you to throw up and then use the throw up as lube

Bro, I fucked my girl with some chunky lube last night

by 21akathereaper May 5, 2017

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 31, 2011

Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 13, 2011

Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

by ninjajosh October 16, 2008

woodside lube

jerking off with any lubricant possible

i jerked off with woodside lube yesturday

by stephen k. May 6, 2006