long stabby thing 

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

long stabby thing by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

long beach island 

HEAVEN.
the best beach ever.
old barney (which you climb to the top of once; when youre 5)
ron jon surf shop = love.
bay village.
beach haven; the best surfing ever.
the little shack you pass driving down on the causeway.
murphys market.
viking village.
the best mini golf courses; ever.
fantasy island.
what more can you want?
we beat out sleazside; pt. pleasant; ac any time.
the bay & beach within walking distance.
beach haven; the best surfing spots.

our life is your vacation.

wanna go surfing?

okay; where?

point pleasant.

hell no. thats no surf.

so where go you wanna go?

heaven.

where?

oh; i mean long beach island ♥
beach haven; the best surf.

long beach island by emily xo. August 30, 2006

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

Long Car 

A bus.

On Wednesdays I ride the long car to school

Long Car by assg0bl1n666 October 20, 2016

Long Fingering Frank 

A)To receive or be penetrated by a man or woman in a repetitive way with fingers in a sexual manner.

B)Having the only ability to use your fingers instead of your genitalia in a sexual manner for intercourse and foreplay.

"He came over and gave me a long fingering frank while I was sleeping, It was out of this world."

Long Fingering Frank by mjp9348 October 29, 2018

Long Shower

A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.

Hey James, don't get too excited and slip during your long shower.

Long Shower by banefuck March 5, 2010

long island 

mostly suburban area. bedroom communities. life centers around your car and it's functioning properly. culturally distinct from NYC and upstate in various ways. usually if someone was born and raised on long island, they say "Long Island" as opposed to "New York" when someone asks them where they are from. can be extremely boring. real real boring. big box retail and malls, like everywhere else in the united states. once you get past riverhead, it's all very very rural and sparsely populated. The Hamptons are like colonies of sorts ruled over by foreigners. not really considered part of Long Island proper by people who live there, but many people like to go there and look at things, celebrity watch, go to the beaches etc. there are many, many, many nice beaches. everywhere. did I mention cars? cars are everything. a very big part of the culture. I'm sure the population's median income mirrors much of the rest of the country. one of the largest problems Long Island is experiencing is retaining it's young people. a lot of young people can't afford to live there because of the zoning codes and limited amount of affordable housing and apartments, so they end up having to move to the city or somewhere else, or they continue to live with their parents well into their twenties and then move somewhere else.

long island = cars

long island by longgguylander August 22, 2011