fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!
Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!
by white nigel January 09, 2014
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Pavlov's Log

Humph's and Magna Farta's def. is all very well, yet if I may venture to suggest another meaning: the term could equally well be used to define the onset of defecatory cramps caused by the aroma of ground coffee. Therefore:
" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized here by the Court as Mitigating Circumstances. We can confirm that Starbuck's coffee house outside the Courthouse was indeed repsonsible for the onset of my client's bout of Pavlov's Log. He has been detained in the Couthouse restroom and will be appearing in due course."
by bromp May 10, 2008
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Nelder Log

1) A log of shit so large it must be broken into halves, thirds or even quarters, with the plunger or toilet brush to be flushed down the toilet.
"I shouldn't have eaten so much pizza with extra cheese last night. I ended up with a Nelder Log and had to stab it twice to get that fucker to flush!"
by A Ross September 23, 2007
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Log Chopper

...as a result of last nite's very hot vindaloo, I now have an extremely sore log chopper!
by nufferz January 20, 2011
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dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
by Lutron Deluxe April 27, 2006
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Icing the Log

When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.
I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!
by JoelskiJizzle May 04, 2017
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peanut log

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.
Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.
by gammarock July 29, 2006
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