A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.
by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019
Get the lightning jackmug. A lightning bean is any form of drug that makes you do the craziest shit , more commonly in pill form
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by $heluvsbindi March 16, 2023
Get the lightning beanmug. A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?
Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!
Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!
by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020
Get the Leamington Lightningmug. A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.
Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.
Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.
Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.
by SomOfRambo December 6, 2019
Get the Ride the Lightningmug. The default nickname for a white guy who can really run run. Kind of strange considering lightning is already white.
John: Yo man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 yesterday at practice
Henry: That’s fuckin crazy. Isn’t Jack white tho?
John: Yeah he is, imma start calling him White Lightning now.
Henry: That’s fuckin crazy. Isn’t Jack white tho?
John: Yeah he is, imma start calling him White Lightning now.
by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021
Get the White Lightningmug. by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017
Get the vaginal lightningmug. When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)
by shlock84 March 11, 2011
Get the Zeus' Lightningmug.