license to grow

An individual who always smells heavily of cannabis.

That dude smells like week all the time, he must have a license to grow it.

by kevinjanko May 16, 2021

realtor license

What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.

"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"

by Pauley-C August 31, 2020

God's license

Driving without a license or a permit

This mf been driving with God's license since high school

by ElWero10 November 12, 2023

Discord Dark License

On December 31st, if someone who uses light mode gives you permission to use dark mode on that day, you no longer need to participate in Discord Light Mode Day

Dark mode user: it’s discord light mode day...
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks

by CoolCreeper3 December 22, 2020

License

If u spell it with two C’s get fucked cause it’s spelt with an S

Laura Geoghegan has little women syndrome because she doesn’t have her drivers license

by D lad who spells license right January 27, 2021

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.

"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"

by jkslfknsdlg March 7, 2024