goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.
Dude, you got so goat leased last night.
by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
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sign the lease

1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone
Person A: "dude you have been all over that girl for like two weeks."
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"

Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
by crackmoka December 08, 2005
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Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.
Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
by nypaliguy September 17, 2009
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finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
We have secured a finance lease.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.
Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.
by Louise_East November 23, 2011
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chris lease

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid
by goeber May 24, 2019
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Quarter-Lease

This is a term used in a lease contract for the rental of a horse. The quarter lease, as opposed to the half or full lease, allows the leasee to ride the said horse two times per week. The cost ranges from around $100-$350 per month depending on where you live and how talented the horse is.
I was planning to quarter-lease the horse because I don't have time to ride him more than twice a week.
by ConfidentAndCompetent August 30, 2009
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