Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

skyscraper lawyer

super gay

I'm a skyscraper lawyer, so I'm super gay.

by Big Gameee October 9, 2016

Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.

You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.

by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013

the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 18, 2019

Lawyerism

Thou who knoweth the law

“What? She practice lawyerism or sumn?”

by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023

Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.

“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!

by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023