Ketchup Ranking 

Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.

Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!

Ketchup Ranking by WookieSoup April 28, 2011

ketchup boogers 

The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.

Nobody ever wipes off the excess ketchup from the nozzle, now there are ketchup boogers everywhere!

ketchup boogers by Betsey Bodaschweri May 14, 2011

Ketchup Memory 

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.

"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"

Ketchup Memory by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015

Ketchup on my hot dog 

Having sex while your girl is on her period.

Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”

Ketchup on my hot dog by Plumb2 February 27, 2019

Ketchup Blindness 

A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.

Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!

Ketchup Blindness by jeorb87 December 10, 2020

Ketchen-ism

Adjective: describes someone doing something that they and only them could do

“Someone put batteries in the fridge”
“Yup that’s a ketchen-ism”

Ketchen-ism by Jt44 March 13, 2022

Ketchup Slap Day 

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.

Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

Ketchup Slap Day by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023