Kung Futo

The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven

Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night

by Fuckyabitches February 20, 2019

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Kung Funk

The then newly emerging urban flavours of the 70s that defined Black and Asian America. Everything from Bruce Lee to Jimi.

See Lucius over there? (Lucius is an African American practitioner of the Eastern martial arts who sports an afro and aviators. He also plays killer guitar.) Lucius is the epitome of kung funk.

by Daanish August 26, 2005

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this is like fucking in kung fu style. its also used to describe rough, painful and hardcore sex style. this type of sex is done wen u really want to fuck the other one in the worst way possible. it includes beating, throat fucking and assfucking type sex. which in a way causes hurt that also seem to satisfy the opposite sex. this word is extremely popular when it comes to places like malaysia and il. so u can now use this word wen u want to a blast tht night.

Enough of tht bitch. today im gonna kung-fuck her at all costs!

Dont get hard on me, madam or ill kung-fuck you!!!

by bboylivesinil June 6, 2011

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Kung Fuck

A new form of martial arts practiced in the mountains of Colorado and their relatives in the eastern China mountain regions. It involves two parters who spar in birthday suits by anal, vaginal, oral, deep throat, or excessive humping, in order to cause the other parter to orgasm first before being humiliated by having male or female genital juice being sprayed all over them. Kung Fuck is also another form of sport where extreme penetrations are done, such as the fucking kick, or the jumping fucking, or the 10 foot drop into the vagina.

"damn bitch you so stupid, im gonna kung fuck you!"
"jack off pimp, ill kung fuck you harder with my slamming deep throat jab."
"negro let go"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

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