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Kung Flu

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A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".
I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.
by Captain ACAb October 26, 2020
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Kung Fuck

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A new form of martial arts practiced in the mountains of Colorado and their relatives in the eastern China mountain regions. It involves two parters who spar in birthday suits by anal, vaginal, oral, deep throat, or excessive humping, in order to cause the other parter to orgasm first before being humiliated by having male or female genital juice being sprayed all over them. Kung Fuck is also another form of sport where extreme penetrations are done, such as the fucking kick, or the jumping fucking, or the 10 foot drop into the vagina.
"damn bitch you so stupid, im gonna kung fuck you!"
"jack off pimp, ill kung fuck you harder with my slamming deep throat jab."
"negro let go"
by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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kung faux

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Comedy television series in which classic Kung fu Movies are re-cut and re-dubbed with hip-hop speak and sound effects. The result is a parody with similarities to kung-pow, albeit with a more "street" dialogue.
Isn't faux (or fuax) french for false?
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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kung fu bob marley

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alternate form of the modern day hipster. a faux hippy. an individual seeming to embrace the "peace-love-happiness" stance of the 60's but who is actually extremely judgemental, conditional, and exclusive. they will look down on others for their "conventional" choices in lifestyle and work, siting they are conforming to "the man". it should be noted that most likely they were born in the 80's, live off their yuppy parents trust fund, and bought their hemp bracelets at urban outfitters. they may have a spiritual leader of some sort and consider themselves more evolved - transended - than the average joe.
david, a white 22 year old man from a subburb in boston, changed his name to some unpronouceable indian name, moved to northern california and recites spoken word poetry about the black mans strugle at coffee shops. he's a total kung fu bob marley.
by vvtrippple April 11, 2008
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when a chicken gets nasty it goes KUNG POW ON OUR ASSES AND OPENS UP 10 CANS OF WHOOP-ASS!!!!
Im gonna go KUNG POW CHICKEN ON URE ASS!
by EAT_THE_FUNKY_CHICKEN_plz December 17, 2004
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kung fu pussy

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When you know kung fu fuck her pussy harder than an average black man fuck this kung fu pussy
Fuck this pussy like a kung fu man damn man you must know kung fu because you fuck this kung fu pussy hard
by NataliePortman3109 May 16, 2017
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Kung pow clutch

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When a girl grabs your dick squeezes it really really hard then chops at it like a karate expert then she puts it on a flat surface and punches it and does elbow drops then finally leaves the man on his own ,crying over the fact that he just got pwned.
Wow, dude last night ... my girlfriend gave me the old kung pow clutch
by Jdiggityshit January 11, 2009
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