karnell

A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.

Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"

Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."

by Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey's September 29, 2013

Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it)

While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.

Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...

The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.

by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004

kiarna

Slang for a female werewolf or female human person with a biting fetish.

Guy: "What the fuck is up with her?! She bit me! Psycho much?"
Girl: "Oh didn't you know? She's a kiarna, she likes biting... you know 'sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth'."

werewolf biter fetish domme

by piratekitty37 February 5, 2010

Ku Klux Klan

their existence in this universe is not needed nor is it wanted...they do nothing but contaminate the Ether with negativity.

Also a term for the complete absence of cranial activity.

Look at those ku klux klan assholes! why do they hide under those bedsheets?

I dunno...maybe they wanna be a ghost for Halloween...BOO!!!

by rockhed May 20, 2008

Karny fit

When Karny gets frustrated and throws his arms around his head and/or makes weird noises for a breif period of time.

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

ku klux klan

Anti-outsider group who rejects black, mexiacans, and other minorities.

I dont coincide with the ku klux klan but have to defend them at least from every dumb fuck who calls them asses without knowing who the fuck they are. Seriously, do you people even bother with looking this up? It sounds like your definitions came from a Carlos mencia show

by Preston Gilstrap October 16, 2007