kitten

In website forums, the word "kitten" is used to replace swear words and in some cases insults or flames.

"Are you kitten kidding me?"

by Snoopie October 1, 2012

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

Kite flyer

Someone who changes their views on a subject based on popular cultural opinion.

“Dude you’re a kite flyer, you just changed your mind. You were just with me on that. Now you’ve flipped because he said.

by JRE Dave 13 January 14, 2022

go fly a kite

Get Lost!

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?

by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

kinetic engineering

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.

Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

by Mr nice guy May 26, 2005

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

Stuffing Your Kite

The act of eating large quantites of food in one eating session. Also known as stuffing yourself, gobbing it or necking it.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, nothing.
Person 1: Are you stuffing your kite again?

by noonoo1 July 6, 2010