KFC Krusher

Manual stimulation of either a man or a woman using a deep-fried chicken drumstick.
Even though it was their first date, Brittinee let Josh give her a KFC Krusher in the disable toilets with the leftovers of his Two Piece Feed.
by lost_kafei November 03, 2009
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kfc pussy

She had a kfc pussy. I enjoyed the leftovers.
by Brook Dweller September 01, 2015
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KFC Trap

When one goes to a local KFC, buys a bucket of chicken and then place it next to a fat girl's door, underneath a box held up by a stick. When she goes for the chicken, she will then get trapped and one shall be able to get some coochie.
I just got a victory royale using the KFC trap. Easy way to get your dick sucked.
by kfcdubs69 April 22, 2019
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KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
by cheddar123 January 22, 2010
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KFC day

A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy
"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"
by Zaky November 24, 2006
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KFC shower

To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.
Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.
by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010
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KFC Bomb

When you keep KFC leftovers and microwave them afterwards, the smell is called the KFC bomb.
He opened his tupperware at lunch and totally KFC Bombed us !
by DPhong September 19, 2020
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