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Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017
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Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind
Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting
by Masterdriver May 15, 2021
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Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.
Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Mario Karted

When all the NPCs in Mario Kart decide they hate your guts.
"Hey, this is the third red shell I've been hit with in 15 seconds!"
"Dang, you're getting Mario Karted.
by kole49544 February 15, 2024
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Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."
by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022
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Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
by randomkitten December 30, 2022
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Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024
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