kirsten dunst

A quite attractive young movie star, unfortunately unencumbered by any sort of acting ability. Also dumb as a sack of hammers. In ten years, she will be happy to get a phone call from Playboy.

Kirsten Dunst was great in "Marie Antoinette," until she had to go and open her mouth.

by Johnny Iron February 10, 2007

Kirsten Dunst

Actress that sucks in almost any movie she does and has disgusting teeth that are in need of some serious treatment.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl has some bad teeth."

Guy 2: "Ya but they're not as bad as Kirsten Dunst's."

by Reaper98 October 5, 2006

Kirsten

Her name is pronounced ‘Kersten’ and hates it when people say ‘Kiersten’.
Kirsten is very smart and has lots of friends. Normally has brown eyes and is very beautiful. If you are friends with a Kirsten, then you must be extremely lucky. This girl could be the nicest girl you could meet but sometimes she could be a bit moody when she’s pissed off. She’s one of the smartest and prettiest at school. Usually takes the best pictures of herself and her friends and has a lot of followers on Instagram.

Person A: My friends are so annoying!
Person B: You should be friends with Kirsten, she’s amazing!

by redandyellowheart January 8, 2019

Kyle Kasten

A fat gay white guy with dirty blonde hair and loves to have raccoons in his ass and he thinks doom is better than halo and jojo bizzare adventures is better than dbz and stands can beat goku who can do 3 trillion situps in 10 seconds

a kyle is such a real kyle kasten such

by ifsifhsfg October 24, 2019

Kirsten

A person who has natural beauty, but kinda smells. She's a freak at first, but once you get to know her you will love her. The best friend a person can have!

Steve: You know Kirsten?
Bob: Yes, she kinda smells like tacos.
Steve: I like tacos, I think she smells nice.
Bob: You're a freak.

by JessicaLikesCheese March 9, 2013

kirsten

Kirstens are evil little blonde things, they are attracted to men who are generally taken, but being a slut means they are happy with anything with a dick. They love to be homewreckers, they are generally paranoid and will act very childishly if crossed or they do not get their own way. Beware they are cronic back stabbers. They are very selfish and treat their loved ones horribly.

A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!

Boy: Man that kirsten keeps inviting me over to her house for sex?
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something

by KateB123 December 11, 2010

Karstetter

A person usually orginating from a "backwoods" community ie. "the boonies".

Tend to kill, cook, and eat animals/random rodents that most of humanity would deam inedible.

"That karstetter jumped out of the woods onto route 1 chasing its still live beaver dinner"

by Karstetter john September 10, 2009