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Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Junk Junction 

A shitty place where one lands that has one minute to loot then has to spend half the game running across the fucking map with a couple of grey pistols
Hey you wanna land tilted? Pussy: nah lets go junk junction
Junk Junction by xxyeetxx September 24, 2018

george strait junkie 

a person, male or female, that is strictly addicted to george strait's music unconditionally.
'sheila and i are going on a date.' 'oh take her to a george strait concert, that girl is a true george strait junkie!'

internet junkie 

a person who is addicted to the internet, and if there is no way to get to the internet, will suffer from withrawel symptoms.
These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games
"im going to post on my rpg"
internet junkie by fran xox August 6, 2004

movie junkie 

Someone who spends hours watching movies and POSSIBLY has seen almost every movie depending on the genre. The person you'd go to to ask about any movie and their opinion. Usually very good at naming actors/actresses in any movie.
Oh ya ive seen that.. and that...and that. Oh ya that too!
Geez! Your a movie junkie arent you? lol
Ya pretty much ;)
movie junkie by PamelaLandy August 26, 2013

Kim Junkyu 

Kim Junkyu is the brightest star in the night sky filled with darkness among hundred million other flickering lights. He is one of the vocal trinity of his group together with Bang Yedam and Park Jeongwoo. A child model, was a participant in Mix9 and YGTB, and made his debut in August 7, 2020. The physical manifestation of the word “happy pill”. Also identifies as a cat (ask him to do aegyo and he’ll show you). A talented boy with a beautifully unique voice and killer dance skills. A handsome young man with a godly, life-saving forehead and smile that he confidently shows to the general public on and off stage. He is hardworking; he doesn’t look back and continues to push forward because he knows exactly what he wants to do and he achieved it: to debut with his brothers, TREASURE, a super global rookie filled with multitalented, all-rounder members. And he still continues to be the best version of himself and constantly improving, and always has something to shock his fans with. At the end of the day, he is still a humble human being and always remembers, loves, and treasures (get it?) treasure makers. One of his charms is to pretend to be an idiot that makes his brothers’ and treasure makers’ day but he is actually very smart and thoughtful. He is more than a cute puffball who charms everyone with his cute face and natural cuteness, he is also a very reliable brother to his members and hopes happiness for everyone. In short: THE BEST BOY.
Fan 1: Who’s your bias in TREASURE?
Fan 2: I love Kim Junkyu so much, he deserves so many great things that I want to spoil him for always doing his best. I relate to him at a deep level and he really makes me happy.