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Juan

He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.
Ugh Juan, when will you give up?
by Snails dk was November 24, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a just shit man... like fr nobody wants a juan with his dusty self always making a girl feel bad🥱
Damn don’t go near juan”
by Don’t worry💯 February 8, 2020
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Juan

A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”
Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”

Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
by BustasAintShid February 13, 2020
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Juan

The damn most sexiest boy in class with the most largest and huge PP you can ever imagine he always smashes the ladies without permission but after a while you start to like it his teacher really fucking sucks too she always looks at him then gives the boy nest to home a doso pass and makes you leave
Yes juan! DaDYY
YES

HARDEr
HARDDDDD
UH
UHYESSS
by Your dad sucky July 22, 2019
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Juan

When you're eagar to have something
I juan to have pizza
by Makavelli43 May 17, 2016
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Juan

My favourite meme is Juan.
by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 28, 2021
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juan

hey that kid juan is weird

juan who me
by Livycrackheads September 13, 2020
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