A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
by Snaresef November 9, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
by cherrybearly March 27, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Hey Jonathan leave me alone.
by Miani April 14, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
by Fioana November 6, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug.