Johnny Hammersticks

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.

A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.

by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

Johnny Nastypants

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.

Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.

by zedebsky June 15, 2004

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.

Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.

by fancy spatula March 21, 2009

JohnnyTurbo

Slang term for a Methamphetamine dealer.

I hear JohnnyTurbo is cooking up some meth again.

by JohnnyTurbo November 15, 2010

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011