Jizzery

Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.

I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.

by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009

Jizzle

Drizzle + Jizz = Jizzle

"I just jizzled all over that pumpkin."

by KakaG January 31, 2010

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

jizzle bizzle

jail bait under the age of consent

"Check that out."

"Man, you can't do that. It's just jizzle bizzle."

by mgdhvy February 9, 2006

Triple Jizzle

The definition of "three-roper" in da Shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle my nizzle.....dawg

"Yo holmes, my girlfriend dumped me cause i unloaded sum triple jizzle into her shizzle".

"Jake the bird eats his own triple jizzle for breakfast along with the morning worms. Hes one ghetto homie."

by Dane Gleasack December 22, 2008

jizzle

jizz, cum, semen

jizzle on that nizzle

by somedude December 9, 2002

jizzle

Joint

"Let's smoke a jizzle!"

by rawraw November 5, 2003