Jarron

The gay fuck buddy who sits next to you

That jarron is dumb

by Thenotgaypersonnamedbro November 19, 2019

Jarrow Dummie

A savaloy sausage or sausage roll used to keep a charvas kid quiet.Place your towns name instead of jarrow.

Next time your out in a shopping centre keep a look out for these signs,a young girl with a big gold clown around her neck,she will have a buggie which will be full of crumbs from the sausage roll or have Dixon pork butchers bags stuffed into the top of the buggie.

by Christopher Brannan March 2, 2004

Jerkofftivity

Level of jerkoffness

Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.

by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009

Jarrof

A dude who's name used to be Jarrod. Since his name was misspelled so many times, he was just called Jarrof.

Jarrofs tend to be smartasses, and emotionless. They hardly react to jack shit. They are commonly known as 'Old Men' and refuse to be known as a 'Teenager' even though they might physically be one. Their 'Old Man' trait causes them to think that new technology (iPhones, Social Networks, etc) is overrated. They are usually tall, and sometimes seen with curly, shoulder-length, red-ish blond hair.

Person 1: Ugh.... He's SUCH a Jarrof!
Person 2: But his name is Jarrod.
Person 1: Does it look like we care?

by TheOneAndOnlyBearGod July 9, 2012

jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

jerionte

Know this man is the finest of all and will never let you go he's a very attractive man very smart and is the coolest kid ever everyone likes him....😍

Jerionte is everyone's world..🌏

by Jessica_jess March 1, 2018