Jeech

(verb) to jeech: another word for jacking off. noun form doubles as synonym for cum.

Verb- Dude, don't jeech off in my bathroom.

Noun- I got jeech all over my pants!

by dahnt January 29, 2010

Jewcent

When one says something with the scruffy voice of a jew.

I picked up five pennys yesterday, said the boy with a jewcent

by JewSwaggle December 21, 2010

jeeped

excited

After three cups of coffee, then seeing you, can't blame me for being jeeped up!

by DangleB March 13, 2012

oh jeeze

to say oh no or oh crap or oh god or oh shit but adding JEEZE!

when your friend is riding her bike with you and crashes into the back and falls off and skins her knee and yells "OH JEEZE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNING!"
(THIS IS A TRUE STORY IT WAS HILARIOUS!)

by Johanna and Emily July 1, 2006

Jeeez

Jeeez formated from www.jeeez.com

Can be used in multiple ways.
Look at the examples for usage.

Dismissal: Jeeez off.
Greeting: JEEeeEeez!
Threat: I'll jeeez you up so bad, you'll wish I had never jeeezed you up so bad.
Anger: god damn motha fuckin jeeez!
Sadness: Jeeez…
Surprise: Jumpin jeeezers Jim Jam!
Sexual: Buff my jeeez.
Basically it can be used almost any way you want. Those are just some examples to cram in your nug bone to think about for a while until the jeeezness rises up within you. Sooner or later, you too, will be jeeezin all over the walls.

by James Rowe January 3, 2005

Eeber Jeebers

A word often shouted out loud when tickled or scared

Jesebe shouted "Eeber Jeebers" when Sam tickeled her

by Nick/Erin June 16, 2003

jeces

A verbal shart expelled from the mouth of an annoyingly persistent, bible-thumping asshole that commands you to believe in an invisible man who will burn you if you don't. Derived from "Jesus" and "feces".

Bob: "Do you accept JC as your lord and savior?"

Wilhelm: "Thanks, but no thanks. I am not religious."

Bob: "You need to believe in god; you will burn in hell for all eternity if you don't! In sections so-and-so of the Bible, it says that blah, blah, blah."

Wilhelm: "And you, sir, need to brush your teeth, or the jeces you sharted out of your ass-mouth will surely suffocate me."

by dr. anonymous June 19, 2008