Osama Bin Laden: I am a professional jackass, and I'm proud of it! And I'm in hell for it! I love being a terrorist!
by Theassfuckerfromapartment1107 June 14, 2012
A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner March 07, 2012
by 8675309909 April 30, 2009
Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008
(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"
See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"
See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap
by the waffletoday September 14, 2004
The act of doing Jackass-style stunts, because you can't think of anything new to do and want to make it big, you dipshit.
"Hey! Look at this internet site! It has cool stunt videos!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"
by Peter Coffin February 29, 2004
A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!
by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013