Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse

by D=Rad July 24, 2010

Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

sexual intercoarse

Something you should ask your 'rents about.

"Daddy! Whats sexual intercoarse?"

by o0l0o0o0o July 7, 2008

Intercorpse

When someone puts in no effort in the bedroom and you feel like you might as well be fucking a dead body

"Mate the sex was so lifeless last night it was basically intercorpse"

by Thatpunkgirl94 October 15, 2016

intercure

Having sexual intercourse to cure a hangover. Scientifically proven to work.

hey babe, ive got a killer hangover, wanna have intercure?

by aswan28 April 25, 2021

interbreviation

n.

An abbreviated form of a phrase or word used in electronic communication.

See: interbreviate

Some common interbreviations:

"O RLY?": "Oh, Really?"
"4 U": "For you."

by Michael Wehner May 2, 2007

interbreviate

v. intr.

The act of abbreviating a phrase or word for use in electronic communication.

See: interbreviation

Some common phrases interbreviated:

"O RLY?": "Oh, Really?"
"4 U": "For you."

by Michael Wehner May 2, 2007