Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.

Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah

by FallenGhost November 15, 2023

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car

mors mutual insurance saved us

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct

Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017

insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.

"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024