by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Overpaying For Insurance For CarolinyluvE<.7.9.7.6.>mug. An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.
by Tootsie in Mobile April 26, 2017
Get the title insurancemug. by idkbruhuhuhuh June 8, 2025
Get the Home Insurance Companymug. Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
Get the gape insurancemug. Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
Get the Spacecraft Insurancemug. Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
Get the Pet insurancemug. What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
by Ye gods December 20, 2015
Get the Insurance peemug.