Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

Side Saddle

A method of hitting on an elderly woman, but can appropriately be applied to all ages in equestrian circles. Used correctly, it implies an ambiguous but unequivocally certain sexual act.

-"Hey Donna, did you get a new wheelchair? Maybe we can try it out side saddle later *wink wink*"

by PT four Life December 28, 2009

Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

by Big Momma Jerms July 12, 2005

donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

by t kizzel April 18, 2009

saddle bags

When a woman's pussy is saggy and wet from too much sex.

Emily Meyer sucks Ms. Wilson's saddle bags.

by Bubba Skunk November 23, 2003

saddle gap

the space between the upper inner theigh

saddle gap is the space you see when you look between a girls legs when she is standing with them together

by the 1and only Buxton June 22, 2007

Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 12, 2011