white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

Sheet-wise

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011

Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.

After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".

by happy hal August 10, 2017

ass sheets

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice February 18, 2011

Sheet Blood

Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..

Man, i sheet blood for a week..

by jomama94 November 23, 2009

Side Sheet

The bed sheets of your side chick.

Gettin' rowdy with those side sheets on the floor.

by SideSheetz September 21, 2017