life

a crazy mix of emotions that have a heartbeat

Life is so frustrating today!

I can't believe my life...

Ahh, what is life?

by soccachick238 March 19, 2009

life

A form of animated death.

Mommy what's a gravedigga?

by NegativeZero August 27, 2003

life

a nice, long, kick in the nuts

i hate my life

by officialpyrocynical May 10, 2020

Life

(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.

Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

by Pseudopsychotic Snoozeking July 6, 2008

lifed

When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.

"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"

lifer douchebag

by Straight outta RadBn February 19, 2010

life

the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.

life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.

by no point in details March 18, 2009

life

the time between cut scenes

goddamnit where's the fucking savepoint!?

by arwing December 29, 2003