potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.

Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.

by bob beeflips October 4, 2012

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.

Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

by jkatticus May 3, 2008

Dirty maile

Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men

Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out

by Lexone June 4, 2020

Fail Mail

This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.

Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.

John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.

by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012

the e-mail

How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?

by ESlatt February 8, 2007

O-Mail

Unsolicited and unwelcome e-mail received from and authored by or on behalf of a governmental body, entity or branch that is directly intended to promote a political goal, policy or agenda of such body, entity or branch.

"Did you receive any O-Mail from the White House yet?"

"Not so far; my e-mail address probably isn't on their list yet."

by B from B August 14, 2009

E-Mail

Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.

by Guitarist321 December 16, 2015